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Over 100k

2013-07-22T20:37:47Z

AL:

===The Over 100,000 Miles Club===

{| border="1"
! Name !! Car
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/woody72 woody72]
|| S2
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/gpzarquon gpzarquon]
||
Elise S2 Racetech
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/mexican%bandit mexican bandit]
||
Elise 111R
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Jaye.Tillson Jaye.Tillson]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Edw Edw]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Arno Arno]
|| S2
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/jezmondtutu jezmondtutu]
|| S1
|-

| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/reAnimate reAnimate]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Hairyduck Hairyduck]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/oneslip Oneslip]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/BrianDrought BrianDrought]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Liam Liam]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/GaryDVO GaryDVO]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Tigga! Tigga!]
|| S2
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Onch Onch]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Hugh.N Hugh.N]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Steve69 Steve69]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Black_potato Black_potato]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Phil._S Phil._S]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Romtootes Romtootes]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Tanuki Tanuki]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Linds Linds]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/russcasey russcasey]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/DoubleD DoubleD]
|| S2
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Spunagain Spunagain]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/jeffers Jeffers]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/SidewaysMatt SidewaysMatt]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Azlan Azlan]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Andrew%20S Andrew S]
|| S2
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Andy_R Andy_R]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/fatwomble fatwomble]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/YvoTuk YvoTuk]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Hag Hag]
|| S2
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/sc-009 sc-009]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/CMU CMU]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Daveman Daveman]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/felixj felixj]
|| S2 111S
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/lotusnick lotusnick]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/wcx375 wcx375]
|| 135R
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/AL AL]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Sinatra Sinatra]
|| S1 111S
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/luckyb luckyb]
|| S1 111r
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Sid Sid]
|| S2 S135
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Bazza990 Bazza990]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/MartynL MartynL]
|| S2
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Karluk00 Karluk00]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/tyrex tyrex]
|| S2
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/dpollard dpollard]
|| S2
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/BruceCrowthorne BruceCrowthorne]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/thebaron thebaron]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/andyelise andyelise]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Ladders Ladders]
|| S1 111s
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/nolan nolan]
|| S1
|}

===The Over 200,000 Miles Club===

{| border="1"
! Name !! Car
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/member.php?action=viewpro&member=Tony111s Tony111s]
|| S1
|}

===The Over 300,000 Miles Club===

{| border="1"
! Name !! Car
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Stu Stu]
|| S1
|}

[[Category:Misc]]

Bulbs

2012-05-29T12:03:35Z

AL: /* S1 */

=S1=
Bulbs as fitted as standard to Series 1 Elises/Exiges.
<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="3" border="1">
<tr>
<td><b>Fitment</b></td>
<td><b>Type</b></td>
<td><b>Wattage</b></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Headlight (Dipped and Main Beam)</td>
<td>H4</td>
<td>55W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Driving Lamps</td>
<td>H1</td>
<td>55W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Front Side Light</td>
<td>233</td>
<td>5W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Front Indicator</td>
<td>P21W</td>
<td>21W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Side Repeater</td>
<td>WY5W</td>
<td>5W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Brake/Tail</td>
<td>P21/5W</td>
<td>5W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>High Mount Brake</td>
<td>?</td>
<td>?</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Rear Indicator</td>
<td>P21W</td>
<td>21W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Fog/Tail</td>
<td>P21W</td>
<td>21W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Reversing</td>
<td>R5W</td>
<td>5W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Number Plate</td>
<td width="221">?</td>
<td>?</td>
</tr>
</table>

=S2=
Bulbs as fitted as standard to Series 2 Elises/Exiges.
<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="3" border="1">
<tr>
<td><b>Fitment</b></td>
<td><b>Type</b></td>
<td><b>Wattage</b></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Headlight (Dipped Beam)</td>
<td>H1 for pre 2007, H7 for 2007 onwards.</td>
<td>55W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Headlight (Main Beam)</td>
<td>H7</td>
<td>55W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Driving Lamps</td>
<td>H3</td>
<td>55W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Side Light</td>
<td>W5W (501 Capless Wedge)</td>
<td>5W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Front Indicator</td>
<td>PY21W Amber (581)</td>
<td>21W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Side Repeater</td>
<td>W5W Amber (501 Capless Wedge)</td>
<td>5W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Brake/Tail</td>
<td>P21/5W (380)</td>
<td>5/21W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Tail</td>
<td>R5W (207)</td>
<td>5W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>High Mount Brake</td>
<td>16xLED </td>
<td>2.5W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Rear Indicator</td>
<td>H21W (R435)</td>
<td>21W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Fog/Tail</td>
<td>P21/5W (380)</td>
<td>5/21W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Reversing</td>
<td>H21W (R435)</td>
<td>21W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Number Plate</td>
<td width="221">C5W (239 Festoon)</td>
<td>5W</td>
</tr>
</table>

=Light Upgrades=
The standard headlights on Elises/Exiges are rather rubbish. A number of owners opt to upgrade the bulbs to [[High Intensity Discharge lamps]].

[[Category:Electrical]]
[[Category:Lotus Elise]]
[[Category:Lotus Exige]]
[[Category:S1]]
[[Category:S2]]

Bulbs

2012-05-29T12:01:28Z

AL: /* S1 */

=S1=
Bulbs as fitted as standard to Series 1 Elises/Exiges.
<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="3" border="1">
<tr>
<td><b>Fitment</b></td>
<td><b>Type</b></td>
<td><b>Wattage</b></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Headlight (Dipped and Main Beam)</td>
<td>H4</td>
<td>55W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Driving Lamps</td>
<td>H1</td>
<td>55W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Front Side Light</td>
<td>233</td>
<td>?</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Front Indicator</td>
<td>P21W</td>
<td>21W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Side Repeater</td>
<td>WY5W</td>
<td>5W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Brake/Tail</td>
<td>P21/5W</td>
<td>5W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>High Mount Brake</td>
<td>?</td>
<td>?</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Rear Indicator</td>
<td>P21W</td>
<td>21W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Fog/Tail</td>
<td>P21W</td>
<td>21W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Reversing</td>
<td>R5W</td>
<td>5W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Number Plate</td>
<td width="221">?</td>
<td>?</td>
</tr>
</table>

=S2=
Bulbs as fitted as standard to Series 2 Elises/Exiges.
<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="3" border="1">
<tr>
<td><b>Fitment</b></td>
<td><b>Type</b></td>
<td><b>Wattage</b></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Headlight (Dipped Beam)</td>
<td>H1 for pre 2007, H7 for 2007 onwards.</td>
<td>55W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Headlight (Main Beam)</td>
<td>H7</td>
<td>55W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Driving Lamps</td>
<td>H3</td>
<td>55W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Side Light</td>
<td>W5W (501 Capless Wedge)</td>
<td>5W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Front Indicator</td>
<td>PY21W Amber (581)</td>
<td>21W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Side Repeater</td>
<td>W5W Amber (501 Capless Wedge)</td>
<td>5W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Brake/Tail</td>
<td>P21/5W (380)</td>
<td>5/21W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Tail</td>
<td>R5W (207)</td>
<td>5W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>High Mount Brake</td>
<td>16xLED </td>
<td>2.5W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Rear Indicator</td>
<td>H21W (R435)</td>
<td>21W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Fog/Tail</td>
<td>P21/5W (380)</td>
<td>5/21W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Reversing</td>
<td>H21W (R435)</td>
<td>21W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Number Plate</td>
<td width="221">C5W (239 Festoon)</td>
<td>5W</td>
</tr>
</table>

=Light Upgrades=
The standard headlights on Elises/Exiges are rather rubbish. A number of owners opt to upgrade the bulbs to [[High Intensity Discharge lamps]].

[[Category:Electrical]]
[[Category:Lotus Elise]]
[[Category:Lotus Exige]]
[[Category:S1]]
[[Category:S2]]

Bulbs

2012-05-29T12:00:50Z

AL: /* S1 */

=S1=
Bulbs as fitted as standard to Series 1 Elises/Exiges.
<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="3" border="1">
<tr>
<td><b>Fitment</b></td>
<td><b>Type</b></td>
<td><b>Wattage</b></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Headlight (Dipped and Main Beam)</td>
<td>H4</td>
<td>55W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Driving Lamps</td>
<td>H1</td>
<td>55W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Front Side Light</td>
<td>233</td>
<td>?</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Front Indicator</td>
<td>P21W</td>
<td>21W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Side Repeater</td>
<td>WY5W</td>
<td>5W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Brake/Tail</td>
<td>P21/5W</td>
<td>5W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Tail</td>
<td>?</td>
<td>?</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>High Mount Brake</td>
<td>?</td>
<td>?</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Rear Indicator</td>
<td>P21W</td>
<td>21W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Fog/Tail</td>
<td>P21W</td>
<td>21W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Reversing</td>
<td>R5W</td>
<td>5W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Number Plate</td>
<td width="221">?</td>
<td>?</td>
</tr>
</table>

=S2=
Bulbs as fitted as standard to Series 2 Elises/Exiges.
<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="3" border="1">
<tr>
<td><b>Fitment</b></td>
<td><b>Type</b></td>
<td><b>Wattage</b></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Headlight (Dipped Beam)</td>
<td>H1 for pre 2007, H7 for 2007 onwards.</td>
<td>55W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Headlight (Main Beam)</td>
<td>H7</td>
<td>55W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Driving Lamps</td>
<td>H3</td>
<td>55W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Side Light</td>
<td>W5W (501 Capless Wedge)</td>
<td>5W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Front Indicator</td>
<td>PY21W Amber (581)</td>
<td>21W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Side Repeater</td>
<td>W5W Amber (501 Capless Wedge)</td>
<td>5W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Brake/Tail</td>
<td>P21/5W (380)</td>
<td>5/21W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Tail</td>
<td>R5W (207)</td>
<td>5W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>High Mount Brake</td>
<td>16xLED </td>
<td>2.5W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Rear Indicator</td>
<td>H21W (R435)</td>
<td>21W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Fog/Tail</td>
<td>P21/5W (380)</td>
<td>5/21W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Reversing</td>
<td>H21W (R435)</td>
<td>21W</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Number Plate</td>
<td width="221">C5W (239 Festoon)</td>
<td>5W</td>
</tr>
</table>

=Light Upgrades=
The standard headlights on Elises/Exiges are rather rubbish. A number of owners opt to upgrade the bulbs to [[High Intensity Discharge lamps]].

[[Category:Electrical]]
[[Category:Lotus Elise]]
[[Category:Lotus Exige]]
[[Category:S1]]
[[Category:S2]]

Acronyms

2011-12-24T15:59:42Z

AL: /* Forum Acronyms & Abbreviations */

===Forum Acronyms & Abbreviations===

{|
|-
| ACBC
| '''C'''olin '''C'''hapman
|-
| AFAIK
| '''A'''s '''F'''ar '''A'''s '''I''' '''K'''now
|-
| BS
| '''B'''ullshit
|-
| BTTT
| '''B'''ack '''T'''o '''T'''he '''T'''op
|-
| CBA
| '''C'''an't '''B'''e '''A'''rsed
|-
| DAFL
| '''D'''ing '''A''' '''F'''**king '''L'''ing
|-
| [[Dpm|DPM]]
| '''D'''ouble '''P'''osting '''M'''uppet
|-
| EFA
| '''E'''dited '''F'''or '''A'''ccuracy
|-
| TPM
| '''T'''riple '''P'''osting '''M'''uppet
|-
| FFS
| '''F'''or '''F'''**k's '''S'''ake
|-
| FRO
| '''F'''**k '''R'''ight '''O'''ff
|-
| GAIDGMLOL
| '''G'''enuinely '''A'''nd '''I''' '''D'''o '''M'''ean '''G'''enuinely '''L'''aughing '''O'''ut '''L'''oud
|-
| g/f
| '''G'''irl'''f'''riend
|-
| GF
| '''G'''et '''F'''**ked
|-
|-
| GJOB
| '''G'''arage '''J'''ewellery '''O'''wning '''B'''a***rd
|-
| GLOL
| '''G'''enuinely '''L'''aughing '''O'''ut '''L'''oud
|-
| GTFO
| '''G'''et '''T'''he '''F'''*ck '''O'''ut
|-
| HTH
| '''H'''ope '''T'''hat '''H'''elps
|-
| IIRC
| '''I'''f '''I''' '''R'''ecall '''C'''orrectly
|-
| IMHO
| '''I'''n '''M'''y '''H'''umble '''O'''pinion
|-
| IMNSHO
| '''I'''n '''M'''y '''N'''ot '''S'''o '''H'''umble '''O'''pinion
|-
| IMO
| '''I'''n '''M'''y '''O'''pinion
|-
| IYSWIM
| '''I'''f '''Y'''ou '''S'''ee '''W'''hat '''I''' '''M'''ean
|-
| LMAO
| '''L'''augh '''M'''y '''A'''ss '''O'''ff
|-
| LOL
| '''L'''augh '''O'''ut '''L'''oud
|-
| MFTTL
| '''M'''ore '''F'''***ing '''T'''hings '''T'''o '''L'''earn
|-
| MMC
| '''M'''ade '''M'''e '''C'''huckle
|-
| PITA
| '''P'''ain '''I'''n '''T'''he '''A'''**e / '''A'''**
|-
| ROFLOL
| '''R'''olling '''O'''n '''F'''loor '''L'''aughing '''O'''ut '''L'''oud
|-
| SEOT
| '''S'''orted '''E'''nd '''O'''f '''T'''hread
|-
| SHED/Shed
| Term to describe a cosmetically neglected car, opposite of GJOB's car
|-
| SITT
| Speccy IT Tw*t. Term to describe a lot of SELOCs members.
|-
| SWMBO
| '''S'''he '''W'''ho '''M'''ust '''B'''e '''O'''beyed
|-
| TADTS
| '''T'''hey '''A'''ll '''D'''o '''T'''hat '''S'''ir
|-
| TAGL
| '''T'''here's '''A''' '''G'''ood '''L'''ad
|-
| TIA
| '''T'''hanks '''I'''n '''A'''dvance
|-
| TKB
| '''T'''ea --> '''K'''ey'''b'''oard
|-
| TTIWWP
| '''T'''his '''T'''hread '''I'''s '''W'''orthless '''W'''ithout '''P'''ictures
|-
| VOE
| '''V'''oice '''O'''f '''E'''xperience
|-
| VHPD
| '''V'''ery '''H'''igh '''P'''erformance '''D'''erivative or '''V'''ery '''H'''igh '''P'''robability of '''D'''estruction
|-
| WJOB
| '''W'''rist '''J'''ewellery '''O'''wning '''B'''a***rd (see NeilR)
|-
| WWDD
| '''W'''hat '''W'''ould '''D'''avey '''D'''o?
|-
| WTFAYTAA
| '''W'''hat '''T'''he '''F'''**k '''A'''re '''Y'''ou '''T'''alking '''A'''bout '''A'''dam
|}

[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acronym Wikipedia on Acronyms]

[http://www.acronymfinder.com/ AcronymFinder.com Every Acronym Ever!]

[[Category:Misc]]

Acronyms

2011-12-24T15:59:17Z

AL: /* Forum Acronyms & Abbreviations */

===Forum Acronyms & Abbreviations===

{|
|-
| ACBC
| '''C'''olin '''C'''hapman
|-
| AFAIK
| '''A'''s '''F'''ar '''A'''s '''I''' '''K'''now
|-
| BS
| '''B'''ullshit
|-
| BTTT
| '''B'''ack '''T'''o '''T'''he '''T'''op
|-
| CBA
| '''C'''an't '''B'''e '''A'''rsed
|-
| DAFL
| '''D'''ing '''A''' '''F'''**king '''L'''ing
|-
| [[Dpm|DPM]]
| '''D'''ouble '''P'''osting '''M'''uppet
|-
| EFA
| '''E'''dited '''F'''or '''A'''ccuracy
|-
| TPM
| '''T'''riple '''P'''osting '''M'''uppet
|-
| FFS
| '''F'''or '''F'''**k's '''S'''ake
|-
| FRO
| '''F'''**k '''R'''ight '''O'''ff
|-
| GAIDGMLOL
| '''G'''enuinely '''A'''nd '''I''' '''D'''o '''M'''ean '''G'''enuinely '''L'''aughing '''O'''ut '''L'''oud
|-
| g/f
| '''G'''irl'''f'''riend
|-
| GF
| '''G'''et '''F'''**ked
|-
|-
| GJOB
| '''G'''arage '''J'''ewellery '''O'''wning '''B'''a***rd
|-
| GLOL
| '''G'''enuinely '''L'''aughing '''O'''ut '''L'''oud
|-
| GTFO| '''G'''et '''T'''he '''F'''*ck '''O'''ut
|-
| HTH
| '''H'''ope '''T'''hat '''H'''elps
|-
| IIRC
| '''I'''f '''I''' '''R'''ecall '''C'''orrectly
|-
| IMHO
| '''I'''n '''M'''y '''H'''umble '''O'''pinion
|-
| IMNSHO
| '''I'''n '''M'''y '''N'''ot '''S'''o '''H'''umble '''O'''pinion
|-
| IMO
| '''I'''n '''M'''y '''O'''pinion
|-
| IYSWIM
| '''I'''f '''Y'''ou '''S'''ee '''W'''hat '''I''' '''M'''ean
|-
| LMAO
| '''L'''augh '''M'''y '''A'''ss '''O'''ff
|-
| LOL
| '''L'''augh '''O'''ut '''L'''oud
|-
| MFTTL
| '''M'''ore '''F'''***ing '''T'''hings '''T'''o '''L'''earn
|-
| MMC
| '''M'''ade '''M'''e '''C'''huckle
|-
| PITA
| '''P'''ain '''I'''n '''T'''he '''A'''**e / '''A'''**
|-
| ROFLOL
| '''R'''olling '''O'''n '''F'''loor '''L'''aughing '''O'''ut '''L'''oud
|-
| SEOT
| '''S'''orted '''E'''nd '''O'''f '''T'''hread
|-
| SHED/Shed
| Term to describe a cosmetically neglected car, opposite of GJOB's car
|-
| SITT
| Speccy IT Tw*t. Term to describe a lot of SELOCs members.
|-
| SWMBO
| '''S'''he '''W'''ho '''M'''ust '''B'''e '''O'''beyed
|-
| TADTS
| '''T'''hey '''A'''ll '''D'''o '''T'''hat '''S'''ir
|-
| TAGL
| '''T'''here's '''A''' '''G'''ood '''L'''ad
|-
| TIA
| '''T'''hanks '''I'''n '''A'''dvance
|-
| TKB
| '''T'''ea --> '''K'''ey'''b'''oard
|-
| TTIWWP
| '''T'''his '''T'''hread '''I'''s '''W'''orthless '''W'''ithout '''P'''ictures
|-
| VOE
| '''V'''oice '''O'''f '''E'''xperience
|-
| VHPD
| '''V'''ery '''H'''igh '''P'''erformance '''D'''erivative or '''V'''ery '''H'''igh '''P'''robability of '''D'''estruction
|-
| WJOB
| '''W'''rist '''J'''ewellery '''O'''wning '''B'''a***rd (see NeilR)
|-
| WWDD
| '''W'''hat '''W'''ould '''D'''avey '''D'''o?
|-
| WTFAYTAA
| '''W'''hat '''T'''he '''F'''**k '''A'''re '''Y'''ou '''T'''alking '''A'''bout '''A'''dam
|}

[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acronym Wikipedia on Acronyms]

[http://www.acronymfinder.com/ AcronymFinder.com Every Acronym Ever!]

[[Category:Misc]]

Acronyms

2011-12-24T15:56:20Z

AL: /* Forum Acronyms & Abbreviations */

===Forum Acronyms & Abbreviations===

{|
|-
| ACBC
| '''C'''olin '''C'''hapman
|-
| AFAIK
| '''A'''s '''F'''ar '''A'''s '''I''' '''K'''now
|-
| BS
| '''B'''ullshit
|-
| BTTT
| '''B'''ack '''T'''o '''T'''he '''T'''op
|-
| CBA
| '''C'''an't '''B'''e '''A'''rsed
|-
| DAFL
| '''D'''ing '''A''' '''F'''**king '''L'''ing
|-
| [[Dpm|DPM]]
| '''D'''ouble '''P'''osting '''M'''uppet
|-
| EFA
| '''E'''dited '''F'''or '''A'''ccuracy
|-
| TPM
| '''T'''riple '''P'''osting '''M'''uppet
|-
| FFS
| '''F'''or '''F'''**k's '''S'''ake
|-
| FRO
| '''F'''**k '''R'''ight '''O'''ff
|-
| GAIDGMLOL
| '''G'''enuinely '''A'''nd '''I''' '''D'''o '''M'''ean '''G'''enuinely '''L'''aughing '''O'''ut '''L'''oud
|-
| g/f
| '''G'''irl'''f'''riend
|-
| GF
| '''G'''et '''F'''**ked
|-
|-
| GJOB
| '''G'''arage '''J'''ewellery '''O'''wning '''B'''a***rd
|-
| GLOL
| '''G'''enuinely '''L'''aughing '''O'''ut '''L'''oud
|-
| HTH
| '''H'''ope '''T'''hat '''H'''elps
|-
| IIRC
| '''I'''f '''I''' '''R'''ecall '''C'''orrectly
|-
| IMHO
| '''I'''n '''M'''y '''H'''umble '''O'''pinion
|-
| IMNSHO
| '''I'''n '''M'''y '''N'''ot '''S'''o '''H'''umble '''O'''pinion
|-
| IMO
| '''I'''n '''M'''y '''O'''pinion
|-
| IYSWIM
| '''I'''f '''Y'''ou '''S'''ee '''W'''hat '''I''' '''M'''ean
|-
| LMAO
| '''L'''augh '''M'''y '''A'''ss '''O'''ff
|-
| LOL
| '''L'''augh '''O'''ut '''L'''oud
|-
| MFTTL
| '''M'''ore '''F'''***ing '''T'''hings '''T'''o '''L'''earn
|-
| MMC
| '''M'''ade '''M'''e '''C'''huckle
|-
| PITA
| '''P'''ain '''I'''n '''T'''he '''A'''**e / '''A'''**
|-
| ROFLOL
| '''R'''olling '''O'''n '''F'''loor '''L'''aughing '''O'''ut '''L'''oud
|-
| SEOT
| '''S'''orted '''E'''nd '''O'''f '''T'''hread
|-
| SHED/Shed
| Term to describe a cosmetically neglected car, opposite of GJOB's car
|-
| SITT
| Speccy IT Tw*t. Term to describe a lot of SELOCs members.
|-
| SWMBO
| '''S'''he '''W'''ho '''M'''ust '''B'''e '''O'''beyed
|-
| TADTS
| '''T'''hey '''A'''ll '''D'''o '''T'''hat '''S'''ir
|-
| TAGL
| '''T'''here's '''A''' '''G'''ood '''L'''ad
|-
| TIA
| '''T'''hanks '''I'''n '''A'''dvance
|-
| TKB
| '''T'''ea --> '''K'''ey'''b'''oard
|-
| TTIWWP
| '''T'''his '''T'''hread '''I'''s '''W'''orthless '''W'''ithout '''P'''ictures
|-
| VOE
| '''V'''oice '''O'''f '''E'''xperience
|-
| VHPD
| '''V'''ery '''H'''igh '''P'''erformance '''D'''erivative or '''V'''ery '''H'''igh '''P'''robability of '''D'''estruction
|-
| WJOB
| '''W'''rist '''J'''ewellery '''O'''wning '''B'''a***rd (see NeilR)
|-
| WWDD
| '''W'''hat '''W'''ould '''D'''avey '''D'''o?
|-
| WTFAYTAA
| '''W'''hat '''T'''he '''F'''**k '''A'''re '''Y'''ou '''T'''alking '''A'''bout '''A'''dam
|}

[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acronym Wikipedia on Acronyms]

[http://www.acronymfinder.com/ AcronymFinder.com Every Acronym Ever!]

[[Category:Misc]]

Gear linkage

2011-11-06T11:47:42Z

AL: /* Gear linkage */

===Gear linkage===

The Gear linkage on the Elise K Series S1 and S2 (Toyota I am unsure, citation needed) can sometimes be a problem, restricting gear selection.

[[Image:Gear linkage sequence.jpg|thumb|left|click to make bigger]]
{{clr}}
As highlighted in green in the picture above is all the moving parts of the gear linkage.

The gear linkage can be accessed by removing the rear diffuser.

==Upgrades==

Various aftermarket retailers sell an up rated gear linkage kit which vastly improves gear selection over the OEM item (again S1 and S2 K series only, Toyota citation needed). This aftermarket kit replaces the entire gearbox end gear selection including the rubber bushes for nylatron bushes, there has been some debate on the forums in the past that just changing the bushes alone is enough to improve the gear linkage, however I cannot comment on this as I have only changed for a full kit myself.

The Aftermarket gear linkage kit changes the gearbox feel dramatically from a sloppy stirring porridge feel to bolt action feel, which sharpens gear selection no end.

===Short shifter===

Most people will fit the aftermarket gear linkage kit along with a short shifter, however the two items are not exclusive as ether can be fitter without the other.

More info to follow – feel free to add.

>>A separate page for fitting the short shifter required and link to in here<<

[[Category:Transmission]]
[[Category:Lotus Elise]]
[[Category:S1]]
[[Category:S2]]

Gear linkage

2011-11-06T11:47:09Z

AL: /* Gear linkage */

===Gear linkage===

The Gear linkage on the Elise K Series S1 and S2 (Toyota I am unsure, citation needed) can sometimes be a problem, restricting gear selection.

[[Image:Gear linkage sequence.jpg|thumb|left|click to make bigger]]
{{clr}}
As highlighted in green in the picture above is all the moving parts of the gear linkage
The gear linkage can be accessed by removing the rear diffuser.

==Upgrades==

Various aftermarket retailers sell an up rated gear linkage kit which vastly improves gear selection over the OEM item (again S1 and S2 K series only, Toyota citation needed). This aftermarket kit replaces the entire gearbox end gear selection including the rubber bushes for nylatron bushes, there has been some debate on the forums in the past that just changing the bushes alone is enough to improve the gear linkage, however I cannot comment on this as I have only changed for a full kit myself.

The Aftermarket gear linkage kit changes the gearbox feel dramatically from a sloppy stirring porridge feel to bolt action feel, which sharpens gear selection no end.

===Short shifter===

Most people will fit the aftermarket gear linkage kit along with a short shifter, however the two items are not exclusive as ether can be fitter without the other.

More info to follow – feel free to add.

>>A separate page for fitting the short shifter required and link to in here<<

[[Category:Transmission]]
[[Category:Lotus Elise]]
[[Category:S1]]
[[Category:S2]]

Post count

2011-10-10T20:52:21Z

AL: /* Post Counts and Speeds */

===Post Counts and Speeds===

*Burt's speed will always be slower than Julie's regardless of anyones post count***
*Marcus's Post count doesn't matter as his car is always broken [http://forums.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=119451][http://forums.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=130114] [http://forums.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=112234] [http://forums.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=91967] [http://thisis.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=91973] [http://thisis.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=126967] [http://thisis.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=97583]

{| border="1"
! Post Count !! Speed
|-
| 0
|| You may WALK past a showroom and look in.
|-
| 1 - 100
|| You may look at someone else's car.
|-
| 101 - 199
|| You can now pour petrol down the side of your car when filling it up and post about it.
|-
| 200 - 399
|| You may look at your car.
|-
| 400 - 800
|| You may take pictures of your car and share (posting images of Renault Clios will only be accepted if the poster is a retired grandmother who uses it as her shopping car and to get to bingo as that is what they were designed for).
|-
| 801 - 999
|| Sit in your car and make brum brum noises.
[[Image:20LT4855s.jpg]]
© Simon Trees
|-
| 1,000+
|| Drive your car in line with the speed limit during day light hours if dry.
|-
| 2,000+
||You may now drive in the wet in your car.
|-
| 4,000+
|| You may now drive your car at night.
|-
| 5,000+
||You may advise others over the recommended purchase price of second hand garden structures (dry or moist).
|-
| 6,000+
|| You may now brag about breaking the speed limit, however you are not actually allowed to drive at speed yet.
|-
| 7,658
|| You may now consider putting on sticky tyres, only to be told that you should upgrade your toe links first
|-
| 8,000+
|| You may now discuss vapour ware, you know all those upgrades that you know you want, but will never apply.
|-
| 9,000+
|| You may drive at +5mph Over the speed limit.
|-
| 10,000+
||You may now post on threads warning other seloc members of the danger of 'diesel' especially in the winter months when there is more 'diesel' around.
|-
| 12,000+
|| You are now allowed to use sticky tryes on your Elise
|-
| 14,000+
|| You are now allowed to travel at 100mph + and discuss on Seloc
|-
| 20,000+
|| You can now drive around trees with ease.
|-
| 22,000+
|| You may now post up video's on YouTube of excess speed and chasing a motorbike on the M1
|-
| 24,000+
|| Drive as fast as you like anywhere, any time. You are a driving God! (Excluding Burt)
|-
| 30,036
|| When you think there is a 30,000 Post count in the Wiki and you missed it. Or your name is Marcus and you're a cock!
|-
|35,000+
||The laws of Physics no longer apply.
|}

*Suggestions as to the amount of posts needed to kill a badger are greatly appreciated.

{| border="1"
! Post Count !! Bonus Hiatus
|-
| 720
|| An important post where you should enquire to the cost of any item
|-
| 7400
|| A very dangerous post count to be on, suggest you continue on to 7401 to avoid a foot slipping moment
|-
|}

[[Category:Misc]]

Over 100k

2011-06-30T17:37:09Z

AL:

===The Over 100,000 Miles Club===

{| border="1"
! Name !! Car
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/woody72 woody72]
|| S2
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/mexican%bandit mexican bandit]
||
Elise 111R
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Jaye.Tillson Jaye.Tillson]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Edw Edw]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Arno Arno]
|| S2
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/reAnimate reAnimate]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Hairyduck Hairyduck]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/oneslip Oneslip]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/BrianDrought BrianDrought]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Liam Liam]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/GaryDVO GaryDVO]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Tigga! Tigga!]
|| S2
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Onch Onch]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Hugh.N Hugh.N]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Steve69 Steve69]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Black_potato Black_potato]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Phil._S Phil._S]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Romtootes Romtootes]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Tanuki Tanuki]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Linds Linds]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/russcasey russcasey]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/DoubleD DoubleD]
|| S2
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Spunagain Spunagain]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/jeffers Jeffers]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/SidewaysMatt SidewaysMatt]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Azlan Azlan]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Andrew%20S Andrew S]
|| S2
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Andy_R Andy_R]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/fatwomble fatwomble]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/YvoTuk YvoTuk]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Hag Hag]
|| S2
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/sc-009 sc-009]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/CMU CMU]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Daveman Daveman]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/felixj felixj]
|| S2
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/lotusnick lotusnick]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/wcx375 wcx375]
|| 135R
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/AL AL]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Sinatra Sinatra]
|| S1 111S
|-
|}

===The Over 300,000 Miles Club===

{| border="1"
! Name !! Car
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Stu Stu]
|| S1
|}

[[Category:Misc]]

Over 100k

2011-06-30T17:35:31Z

AL:

===The Over 100,000 Miles Club===

{| border="1"
! Name !! Car
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/woody72 woody72]
|| S2
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/mexican%bandit mexican bandit]
||
Elise 111R
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Jaye.Tillson Jaye.Tillson]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Edw Edw]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Arno Arno]
|| S2
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/reAnimate reAnimate]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Hairyduck Hairyduck]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/oneslip Oneslip]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/BrianDrought BrianDrought]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Liam Liam]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/GaryDVO GaryDVO]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Tigga! Tigga!]
|| S2
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Onch Onch]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Hugh.N Hugh.N]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Steve69 Steve69]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Black_potato Black_potato]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Phil._S Phil._S]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Romtootes Romtootes]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Tanuki Tanuki]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Linds Linds]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/russcasey russcasey]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/DoubleD DoubleD]
|| S2
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Spunagain Spunagain]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/jeffers Jeffers]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/SidewaysMatt SidewaysMatt]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Azlan Azlan]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Andrew%20S Andrew S]
|| S2
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Andy_R Andy_R]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/fatwomble fatwomble]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/YvoTuk YvoTuk]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Hag Hag]
|| S2
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/sc-009 sc-009]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/CMU CMU]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Daveman Daveman]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/felixj felixj]
|| S2
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/lotusnick lotusnick]
|| S1
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/wcx375 wcx375]
|| 135R
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/AL AL]
|| S1
|-
|}

===The Over 300,000 Miles Club===

{| border="1"
! Name !! Car
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Stu Stu]
|| S1
|}

[[Category:Misc]]