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SELOC members skill set

2023-10-09T17:21:56Z

Nick:

Fancy helping SELOC. Please add your name below and what you're happy to help with.

{| class="wikitable sortable" border="2" cellpadding="3"
|+ Sortable table
|-
! scope="col" | Name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" | Skill
! scope="col" class="unsortable" | Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Martin%20Dower Martin Dower]
|| A cunt. Just that.
|| [http://uk.linkedin.com/in/dower Linked In]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Stephanie%20Plum Stephanie Plum]
|| I certainly wouldn't want to do anything full time, but am happy to volunteer for bits of it. Maybe the database management bit, email enquiries and/or membership pack post outs.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Mr%20Wiki Mr Wiki]
|| Anything need to be done in the Techwiki or local events / meets
|| [http://uk.linkedin.com/pub/gareth-shepherd/19/450/194 Linked In]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Marcus Marcus]
|| Happy to help out with routes and creating TomTom files. City of London Mon - Fri if that is of any use.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/eddie eddie]
|| Hirsute gossiping IT geek. Knows everything, buys old houses.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/ReVolt ReVolt]
|| Web Design, SEO, Graphics and Photography, Norwich.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/gibbo gibbo]
|| Maker (sometimes), buyer (sometimes), distributor and eater of cake.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/nick nick]
|| Parcel bore.
|| [http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=22399892 Linked In]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Ozzy_Uk Ozzy_Uk]
|| IT - Specifically Apple Macs, Xsan, PCs, Hardware & Software, Key skills in AV, specifically Video Calibration and Control system programming for Crestron. Side hobbies include saving the world with crazy ideas for eco-friendly performance cars, and generally trying to take on too many projects at any one time, including having a familly, building a house, doing a v8 lotus conversion, and trying to make an eco-friendly-ish performance car.
|| [http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=4146669 Linked In]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Geordie Geordie]
|| Web developer - Server and client side development, ASP.NET & MVC framework, security testing and resilience, SEO, MS Team foundation server admin, IIS config & webserver management etc etc
|| [http://uk.linkedin.com/in/dandbowman Linked In]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/R6RYM R6RYM]
|| Head of Bullion Trading in Luxembourg. Theatre stage management/light design-programming, Cricket/rugby coaching, Master Swordsman
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Mike-Bracknell Mike-Bracknell]
|| IT Director of a small, but successful IT Support & Web Design company with a USP of bringing Enterprise-level IT to the SME market and doing it without the jargon.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/jont- jont-]
|| Embedded software engineer. Encyclopedic knowledge of the best driving roads in southern England and most of Wales
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/sho sho]
|| Random sentence generator, purveyor of slanty sex toys.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/rich rich]
|| Website stuff, FEA & CFD (ANSYS)
|| [http://uk.linkedin.com/in/mrrichardmitchell LinkedIn]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/twink twink]
|| Video editor and After Effects diddler, past lives include B2B marketing (mostly vehicle finance), 13 years of product management & NPD, project management (successfully bluffed my way through leading the integration of HSBC Vehicle Finance into Lex despite not understanding the IT and having no proper PM training) and accountancy but I don't like to talk about that
|| [http://www.linkedin.com/in/nickaddison LinkedIn]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/LivinLaVidaLotus LivinLaVidaLotus]
|| All things Internet, web hosting, cloud hosting, domains, SSL certificates, un-managed server hosting, leased lines, fully managed hosting - including LAMP application scaling consultancy.
|| [http://uk.linkedin.com/in/karlaustinuk LinkedIn]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/AndyKay AndyKay]
|| Senior Web Developer. All aspects of in-house Branding, PR, SEO, Marketing, eCommerce platforms and any sized website.
|| [https://uk.linkedin.com/in/andrew-karczewski-ba09442a LinkedIn]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/flying%20banana flying banana]
|| IT Director with experience in Communications and Collaboration tools, Custom Helmet Design and Paint (lidzart.com), Mechanical Engineering background - competent with power tools :)
|| [http://lnkd.in/DgxY4Y LinkedIn]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Col Col]
|| Employment Law Consultant (UK and Euro). Employment Advisor, Hampshire CAB.
||
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/the+DustRoom the DustRoom]
|| Computer programmer; creator of desktop software, high-end web shizzle and mobile apps. Objective-C, ActionScript 3, HTML5, CSS3, PHP, jQuery, PureMVC etc. Also music creator and HD video fiddler.
|| [http://uk.linkedin.com/in/thedustroom Linked In]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/alunr AlunR-]
|| Web development, IT Support and Planning, Consultancy
|| [http://uk.linkedin.com/in/alunr Linked In]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/alunr Tegra_Boy]
|| Alleged marketing whizz kid and apprentice sales guru at NVIDIA. In what little spare time my work/wife balance allows, I love pretending to be a drum and bass DJ, the captain of many a four-wheeled craft, whilst furious trying to manage my colossal collection of coloured buttons.
|| [http://uk.linkedin.com/pub/chris-pomroy/13/307/a60 Linked In]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/anth Anth]
|| Short bald CATIA CAD monkey from the North. Specialising in Automotive design (interior trim, acoustics and heatshields)
|| Linked Out
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/tyrex tyrex]
|| Small business investor - talk to me.
|| [http://lnkd.in/jh_xNk Linked In]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/wardlem wardlem]
|| Tax advice at £1000 per hour
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/username your username here]
|| What can you do, where & when?
|| Linked In
|-
|}

[[Category:Misc]]

Post count

2022-01-07T10:04:41Z

Nick: /* Post Counts and Speeds */

===Post Counts and Speeds===

*Burt's speed will always be slower than Julie's regardless of anyones post count***
*Marcus's Post count doesn't matter as his car is always broken [http://forums.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=119451][http://forums.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=130114] [http://forums.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=112234] [http://forums.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=91967] [http://thisis.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=91973] [http://thisis.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=126967] [http://thisis.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=97583]

{| border="1"
! Post Count !! Speed
|-
| 0
|| You may WALK past a showroom and look in.
|-
| 1 - 100
|| You may look at someone else's car.
|-
| 101 - 199
|| You can now pour petrol down the side of your car when filling it up and post about it.
|-
| 200 - 399
|| You may look at your car.
|-
| 400 - 800
|| You may take pictures of your car and share (posting images of Renault Clios will only be accepted if the poster is a retired grandmother who uses it as her shopping car and to get to bingo as that is what they were designed for).
|-
| 801 - 999
|| Sit in your car and make brum brum noises.
[[Image:20LT4855s.jpg]]
© Simon Trees
|-
| 1,000+
|| Drive your car in line with the speed limit during day light hours if dry.
|-
| 1,500
|| You may now join the SELOC F1 league at http://fantasyf1game.net/.
|-
| 2,000+
||You may now drive in the wet in your car.
|-
| 4,000+
|| You may now drive your car at night.
|-
| 5,000+
||You may advise others over the recommended purchase price of second hand garden structures (dry or moist).
|-
| 6,000+
|| You may now brag about breaking the speed limit, however you are not actually allowed to drive at speed yet.
|-
| 7,658
|| You may now consider putting on sticky tyres, only to be told that you should upgrade your toe links first
|-
| 8,000+
|| You may now discuss vapour ware, you know all those upgrades that you know you want, but will never apply.
|-
| 9,000+
|| You may drive at +5mph Over the speed limit.
|-
| 10,000+
||You may now post on threads warning other seloc members of the danger of 'diesel' especially in the winter months when there is more 'diesel' around.
|-
| 12,000+
|| You are now allowed to use sticky tryes on your Elise
|-
| 14,000+
|| You are now allowed to travel at 100mph + and discuss on Seloc
|-
| 20,000+
|| You can now drive around trees with ease.
|-
| 22,000+
|| You may now upload videos on YouTube of excess speed and/or chasing a motorbike on the M1. No Barmaids.
|-
| 24,000+
|| Drive as fast as you like anywhere, any time. You are a driving God! (Excluding Burt)
|-
| 30,036
|| When you think there is a 30,000 Post count in the Wiki and you missed it. Or your name is Marcus and you're a cock!
|-
| 35,000
||The laws of Physics no longer apply.
|-
| 34,803
||Time to post once more pictures of your orange car.
|-
| 44,444
||This is the time to tell SELOC of your cunning plan.
|
|-
| 50,001
|| Welcome to the half century club. There was a little party planned with finger food and everything. Unfortunately Taz was here first and he's eaten everything. No, I think I can see a cheese and grape stick at the...........No he saw it as well.
|}

*Suggestions as to the amount of posts needed to kill a badger are greatly appreciated.

{| border="1"
! Post Count !! Bonus Hiatus
|-
| 720
|| An important post where you should enquire to the cost of any item
|-
| 946
|| Permitted to make judgements on Nurburgring accidents.
|-
| 1380
|| Time to slip into your Safari driving gloves and hit the Savannah, posting a family photo with your trophy wins bonus points, everything goes, but Giraffes, as that would be sick.
|-
| 7400
|| A very dangerous post count to be on, suggest you continue on to 7401 to avoid a foot slipping moment
|-
| 17,073
|| Ask for financial advice, and expect 16 pages lynching you for buying lunch or owning more than
6x 24-27" monitors, 2x projectors,
TVs: 50" in lounge,26" in kitchen, 42" in bedroom 32"/26" in the kids bedrooms, 24" in bathroom, 26" in the server room
3 xbox 360, 2x ps3s, 1x xbone, 1x wii, 2x psp, 3x nds, 1x 3ds, 1x Xbox, 1x ps2, pc under the basement stairs
lighting controls, remote window openers, full 42u rack full of network and AV switch gear,
7.2 set up in cinema, 5.1 in lounge, master bedroom and kids playroom,
sim racing pc with fanatec wheel, bmw gt3 rim, and club sport pedals
Crestron controlled tropical fish tank
Not to mention iPads, Macbook Air, Apple TV etc
(194 current ip addresses in the house)
|-
| 20637
|| Time to moan that one of your robot cleaning devices has gone blind...
|-
| 100001
|| Time to rush outside and touch the first real person you see, conversation will take a few thousand more posts, so don't worry too much.
|-
|}

[[Category:Misc]]

SELOC members skill set

2012-11-13T11:25:22Z

Nick:

Fancy helping SELOC. Please add your name below and what you're happy to help with.

{| border="1"
! Name !! Skill !! Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Martin%20Dower Martin Dower]
|| CEO, Connected - Internet Technology Company. Develop and deploy personalised web assets (think Amazon/Ebay) that use profiling, behavioural targeting & A/B testing
|| [http://uk.linkedin.com/in/dower Linked In]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/jjprestidge jjprestidge]
|| Almost penniless mature student failure masquerading as Professor of Coffee at Bath Polytechnic. Wine fantisist. Encyclopaedic knowledge of Everything Expensive gleaned from years of googling.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/acousticjim acousticjim]
|| White van driving urban guerilla video cowboy. Poor sense of judgment. Enjoys aggravating members of elected local bodies.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/moose moose]
|| Middle-aged Aston driving ex-CFO. Has expensive tastes in dresses. Likes sweets & puppies.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Stephanie%20Plum Stephanie Plum]
|| I certainly wouldn't want to do anything full time, but am happy to volunteer for bits of it. Maybe the database management bit, email enquiries and/or membership pack post outs.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/MrD MrD]
|| Argumentative computer-building God Botherer and Professional Car Tuner. Expert on Germanic 0-100 times, avoids corners. Buys women over the internet, lusts after Jackie Degg.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Mr%20Wiki Mr Wiki]
|| Anything need to be done in the Techwiki or local events / meets
|| [http://uk.linkedin.com/pub/gareth-shepherd/19/450/194 Linked In]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Marcus Marcus]
|| Happy to help out with routes and creating TomTom files. City of London Mon - Fri if that is of any use.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/eddie eddie]
|| Hirsute gossiping IT geek. Implies he's married a supermodel however known to have accounts with all major London escort agencies. Knows everything, buys old houses.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/ReVolt ReVolt]
|| Web Design, SEO, Graphics and Photography, Norwich.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/gibbo gibbo]
|| Maker (sometimes), buyer (sometimes), distributor and eater of cake. Woman botherer and talking bollocks a speciality
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/nick nick]
|| International Head of Everything for Hermes Parcelnet (UK & European parcel delivery)
|| [http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=22399892 Linked In]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Greg Greg]
|| Alcoholic drug-abusing wife swapper, coming soon to a hedge near you. Known to start projects, known yet to complete one. Regularly sacked.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/beak beak]
|| Foreign, changes cars more often than underwear. Dislikes trees. Post whore.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Ozzy_Uk Ozzy_Uk]
|| IT - Specifically Apple Macs, Xsan, PCs, Hardware & Software, Key skills in AV, specifically Video Calibration and Control system programming for Crestron. Side hobbies include saving the world with crazy ideas for eco-friendly performance cars, and generally trying to take on too many projects at any one time, including having a familly, building a house, doing a v8 lotus conversion, and trying to make an eco-friendly-ish performance car. Pretends to have only 17p to his name, parents own large parts of Kent.
|| [http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=4146669 Linked In]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Geordie Geordie]
|| Web developer - Server and client side development, ASP.NET & MVC framework, security testing and resilience, SEO, MS Team foundation server admin, IIS config & webserver management etc etc
|| [http://uk.linkedin.com/in/dandbowman Linked In]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/R6RYM R6RYM]
|| Head of Bullion Trading in Luxembourg. Theatre stage management/light design-programming, Cricket/rugby coaching, Master Swordsman
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Mike-Bracknell Mike-Bracknell]
|| IT Director of a small, but successful IT Support & Web Design company with a USP of bringing Enterprise-level IT to the SME market and doing it without the jargon. Has silly surname.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Darrenlts Darrenlts]
|| Expelled from the UK for being so out of touch and communist that even Joe Stalin said 'Jesus, that's a bit harsh!' Currently putting the world to rights in my head and alienating all others. Heroes - Gordon Brown, Fidel Castro, General Noriega, Pol Pot, Mick Hucknall.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/SubZero SubZero]
|| IT Servicedesk Supervisor & Senior Technician for Teesside Uni - Jack of all trades. Primarily web design against my will (HTML, CSS, JS and PHP), and script tweaker but also computer graphic design (Website drafts, logos, images and banners). Build, fix, maintain PCs & peripherals, Audio-Visual kit, Health & Safety Assessor, Electrical Safety Assessor (PAT), Procurement Officer etc. Massive delusional bullshitter, still lives with mummy.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Pinkie Pinkie]
|| AutoCAD Designer (Computer Aided Design Specialist): Architectural Drawings & Planning Advice for extensions and building alterations. 2D & 3D Floor Plans, Elevations & Visuals provided for Architectural purposes; Planning applications, Estate Agents, Interior Designers, Air Con Engineers etc. 14 years experience, so drop me a line and I'll try and help! :)
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/jont- jont-]
|| Embedded software engineer. Encyclopedic knowledge of the best driving roads in southern England and most of Wales
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/sho sho]
|| Random sentence generator, purveyor of slanty sex toys. Likes to eat housepets.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/rich rich]
|| Website stuff, FEA & CFD (ANSYS)
|| [http://uk.linkedin.com/in/mrrichardmitchell LinkedIn]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/twink twink]
|| Video editor and After Effects diddler, past lives include B2B marketing (mostly vehicle finance), 13 years of product management & NPD, project management (successfully bluffed my way through leading the integration of HSBC Vehicle Finance into Lex despite not understanding the IT and having no proper PM training) and accountancy but I don't like to talk about that
|| [http://www.linkedin.com/in/nickaddison LinkedIn]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/LivinLaVidaLotus LivinLaVidaLotus]
|| All things Internet, web hosting, cloud hosting, domains, SSL certificates, un-managed server hosting, leased lines, fully managed hosting - including LAMP application scaling consultancy.
|| [http://uk.linkedin.com/in/karlaustinuk LinkedIn]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/AndyKay AndyKay]
|| Web design + PHP Web dev + SEO + Bespoke Cloud based CRMs
|| [http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=103854504 LinkedIn]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/flying%20banana flying banana]
|| IT Director with experience in Communications and Collaboration tools, Custom Helmet Design and Paint (lidzart.com), Mechanical Engineering background - competent with power tools :)
|| [http://lnkd.in/DgxY4Y LinkedIn]
|-
}

[[Category:Misc]]

SELOC members skill set

2012-11-05T13:13:00Z

Nick:

Fancy helping SELOC. Please add your name below and what you're happy to help with.

{| border="1"
! Name !! Skill !! Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Martin%20Dower Martin Dower]
|| CEO, Connected - Internet Technology Company. Develop and deploy personalised web assets (think Amazon/Ebay) that use profiling, behavioural targeting & A/B testing
|| [http://uk.linkedin.com/in/dower Linked In]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/jjprestidge jjprestidge]
|| Penniless mature student failure masquerading as Professor of Coffee at Bath Polytechnic. Wine fantisist. Encyclopaedic knowledge of Everything Expensive gleaned from years of googling.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/acousticjim acousticjim]
|| White van driving urban guerilla video cowboy. Poor sense of judgment. Enjoys aggravating members of elected local bodies.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/moose moose]
|| Middle-aged Aston driving ex-CFO. Has expensive tastes in dresses. Likes sweets & puppies.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Stephanie%20Plum Stephanie Plum]
|| I certainly wouldn't want to do anything full time, but am happy to volunteer for bits of it. Maybe the database management bit, email enquiries and/or membership pack post outs.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/MrD MrD]
|| Argumentative computer-building God Botherer and Professional Car Tuner. Expert on Germanic 0-100 times, avoids corners. Buys women over the internet, lusts after Jackie Degg.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Mr%20Wiki Mr Wiki]
|| Anything need to be done in the Techwiki or local events / meets
|| [http://uk.linkedin.com/pub/gareth-shepherd/19/450/194 Linked In]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Marcus Marcus]
|| Happy to help out with routes and creating TomTom files. City of London Mon - Fri if that is of any use.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/eddie eddie]
|| Hirsute gossiping IT geek. Knows everything, buys old houses.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/ReVolt ReVolt]
|| Web Design, SEO, Graphics and Photography, Norwich.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/gibbo gibbo]
|| Maker (sometimes), buyer (sometimes), distributor and eater of cake. Woman botherer and talking bollocks a speciality
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/nick nick]
|| International Head of Everything for Hermes Parcelnet (UK & European parcel delivery)
|| [http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=22399892 Linked In]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Greg Greg]
|| Alcoholic drug-abusing wife swapper, coming soon to a hedge near you.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/beak beak]
|| Foreign, changes cars more often than underwear. Dislikes trees. Post whore.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Ozzy_Uk Ozzy_Uk]
|| IT - Specifically Apple Macs, Xsan, PCs, Hardware & Software, Key skills in AV, specifically Video Calibration and Control system programming for Crestron. Side hobbies include saving the world with crazy ideas for eco-friendly performance cars, and generally trying to take on too many projects at any one time, including having a familly, building a house, doing a v8 lotus conversion, and trying to make an eco-friendly-ish performance car.
|| [http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=4146669 Linked In]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Geordie Geordie]
|| Web developer - Server and client side development, ASP.NET & MVC framework, security testing and resilience, SEO, MS Team foundation server admin, IIS config & webserver management etc etc
|| [http://uk.linkedin.com/in/dandbowman Linked In]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/R6RYM R6RYM]
|| Head of Bullion Trading in Luxembourg. Theatre stage management/light design-programming, Cricket/rugby coaching, Master Swordsman
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Mike-Bracknell Mike-Bracknell]
|| IT Director of a small, but successful IT Support & Web Design company with a USP of bringing Enterprise-level IT to the SME market and doing it without the jargon.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Darrenlts Darrenlts]
|| Expelled from the UK for being so out of touch and communist that even Joe Stalin said 'Jesus, that's a bit harsh!' Currently putting the world to rights in my head and alienating all others. Heroes - Gordon Brown, Fidel Castro, General Noriega, Pol Pot, Mick Hucknall.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/SubZero SubZero]
|| IT Servicedesk Supervisor & Senior Technician for Teesside Uni - Jack of all trades. Primarily web design against my will (HTML, CSS, JS and PHP), and script tweaker but also computer graphic design (Website drafts, logos, images and banners). Build, fix, maintain PCs & peripherals, Audio-Visual kit, Health & Safety Assessor, Electrical Safety Assessor (PAT), Procurement Officer etc
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Pinkie Pinkie]
|| AutoCAD Designer (Computer Aided Design Specialist): Architectural Drawings & Planning Advice for extensions and building alterations. 2D & 3D Floor Plans, Elevations & Visuals provided for Architectural purposes; Planning applications, Estate Agents, Interior Designers, Air Con Engineers etc. 14 years experience, so drop me a line and I'll try and help! :)
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/jont- jont-]
|| Embedded software engineer. Encyclopedic knowledge of the best driving roads in southern England and most of Wales
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/sho sho]
|| Random sentence generator, purveyor of slanty sex toys
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/rich rich]
|| Website stuff, FEA & CFD (ANSYS)
|| [http://uk.linkedin.com/in/mrrichardmitchell LinkedIn]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/twink twink]
|| Video editor and After Effects diddler, past lives include B2B marketing (mostly vehicle finance), 13 years of product management & NPD, project management (successfully bluffed my way through leading the integration of HSBC Vehicle Finance into Lex despite not understanding the IT and having no proper PM training) and accountancy but I don't like to talk about that
|| [http://www.linkedin.com/in/nickaddison LinkedIn]
|-}

[[Category:Misc]]

SELOC members skill set

2012-11-05T13:08:25Z

Nick:

Fancy helping SELOC. Please add your name below and what you're happy to help with.

{| border="1"
! Name !! Skill !! Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Martin%20Dower Martin Dower]
|| CEO, Connected - Internet Technology Company. Develop and deploy personalised web assets (think Amazon/Ebay) that use profiling, behavioural targeting & A/B testing
|| [http://uk.linkedin.com/in/dower Linked In]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/jjprestidge jjprestidge]
|| Penniless mature student failure masquerading as Professor of Coffee at Bath Polytechnic. Wine fantisist. Encyclopaedic knowledge of Everything Expensive gleaned from years of googling.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/moose moose]
|| Middle-aged Aston driving ex-CFO. Has expensive tastes in dresses. Likes sweets & puppies.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Stephanie%20Plum Stephanie Plum]
|| I certainly wouldn't want to do anything full time, but am happy to volunteer for bits of it. Maybe the database management bit, email enquiries and/or membership pack post outs.
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/MrD MrD]
|| Argumentative computer-building God Botherer and Professional Car Tuner. Expert on Germanic 0-100 times, avoids corners. Buys women over the internet, lusts after Jackie Degg.
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Mr%20Wiki Mr Wiki]
|| Anything need to be done in the Techwiki or local events / meets
|| [http://uk.linkedin.com/pub/gareth-shepherd/19/450/194 Linked In]
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Marcus Marcus]
|| Happy to help out with routes and creating TomTom files. City of London Mon - Fri if that is of any use.
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/eddie eddie]
|| Hirsute gossiping IT geek. Knows everything, buys old houses.
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/ReVolt ReVolt]
|| Web Design, SEO, Graphics and Photography, Norwich.
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/gibbo gibbo]
|| Maker (sometimes), buyer (sometimes), distributor and eater of cake. Woman botherer and talking bollocks a speciality
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/nick nick]
|| International Head of Everything for Hermes Parcelnet (UK & European parcel delivery)
|| [http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=22399892 Linked In]
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Greg Greg]
|| Alcoholic drug-abusing wife swapper, coming soon to a hedge near you.
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/beak beak]
|| Foreign, changes cars more often than underwear. Dislikes trees. Post whore.
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Ozzy_Uk Ozzy_Uk]
|| IT - Specifically Apple Macs, Xsan, PCs, Hardware & Software, Key skills in AV, specifically Video Calibration and Control system programming for Crestron. Side hobbies include saving the world with crazy ideas for eco-friendly performance cars, and generally trying to take on too many projects at any one time, including having a familly, building a house, doing a v8 lotus conversion, and trying to make an eco-friendly-ish performance car.
|| [http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=4146669 Linked In]
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Geordie Geordie]
|| Web developer - Server and client side development, ASP.NET & MVC framework, security testing and resilience, SEO, MS Team foundation server admin, IIS config & webserver management etc etc
|| [http://uk.linkedin.com/in/dandbowman Linked In]
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/R6RYM R6RYM]
|| Head of Bullion Trading in Luxembourg. Theatre stage management/light design-programming, Cricket/rugby coaching, Master Swordsman
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Mike-Bracknell Mike-Bracknell]
|| IT Director of a small, but successful IT Support & Web Design company with a USP of bringing Enterprise-level IT to the SME market and doing it without the jargon.
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Darrenlts Darrenlts]
|| Expelled from the UK for being so out of touch and communist that even Joe Stalin said 'Jesus, that's a bit harsh!' Currently putting the world to rights in my head and alienating all others. Heroes - Gordon Brown, Fidel Castro, General Noriega, Pol Pot, Mick Hucknall.
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/SubZero SubZero]
|| IT Servicedesk Supervisor & Senior Technician for Teesside Uni - Jack of all trades. Primarily web design against my will (HTML, CSS, JS and PHP), and script tweaker but also computer graphic design (Website drafts, logos, images and banners). Build, fix, maintain PCs & peripherals, Audio-Visual kit, Health & Safety Assessor, Electrical Safety Assessor (PAT), Procurement Officer etc
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Pinkie Pinkie]
|| AutoCAD Designer (Computer Aided Design Specialist): Architectural Drawings & Planning Advice for extensions and building alterations. 2D & 3D Floor Plans, Elevations & Visuals provided for Architectural purposes; Planning applications, Estate Agents, Interior Designers, Air Con Engineers etc. 14 years experience, so drop me a line and I'll try and help! :)
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/jont- jont-]
|| Embedded software engineer. Encyclopedic knowledge of the best driving roads in southern England and most of Wales
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/sho sho]
|| Random sentence generator, purveyor of slanty sex toys
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/rich rich]
|| Website stuff, FEA & CFD (ANSYS)
|| [http://uk.linkedin.com/in/mrrichardmitchell LinkedIn]
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/twink twink]
|| Video editor and After Effects diddler, past lives include B2B marketing (mostly vehicle finance), 13 years of product management & NPD, project management (successfully bluffed my way through leading the integration of HSBC Vehicle Finance into Lex despite not understanding the IT and having no proper PM training) and accountancy but I don't like to talk about that
|| [http://www.linkedin.com/in/nickaddison LinkedIn]
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