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Post count

2015-02-26T12:17:10Z

Ozzy Uk: /* Post Counts and Speeds */

===Post Counts and Speeds===

*Burt's speed will always be slower than Julie's regardless of anyones post count***
*Marcus's Post count doesn't matter as his car is always broken [http://forums.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=119451][http://forums.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=130114] [http://forums.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=112234] [http://forums.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=91967] [http://thisis.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=91973] [http://thisis.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=126967] [http://thisis.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=97583]

{| border="1"
! Post Count !! Speed
|-
| 0
|| You may WALK past a showroom and look in.
|-
| 1 - 100
|| You may look at someone else's car.
|-
| 101 - 199
|| You can now pour petrol down the side of your car when filling it up and post about it.
|-
| 200 - 399
|| You may look at your car.
|-
| 400 - 800
|| You may take pictures of your car and share (posting images of Renault Clios will only be accepted if the poster is a retired grandmother who uses it as her shopping car and to get to bingo as that is what they were designed for).
|-
| 801 - 999
|| Sit in your car and make brum brum noises.
[[Image:20LT4855s.jpg]]
© Simon Trees
|-
| 1,000+
|| Drive your car in line with the speed limit during day light hours if dry.
|-
| 1,500
|| You may now join the SELOC F1 league at http://fantasyf1game.net/.
|-
| 2,000+
||You may now drive in the wet in your car.
|-
| 4,000+
|| You may now drive your car at night.
|-
| 5,000+
||You may advise others over the recommended purchase price of second hand garden structures (dry or moist).
|-
| 6,000+
|| You may now brag about breaking the speed limit, however you are not actually allowed to drive at speed yet.
|-
| 7,658
|| You may now consider putting on sticky tyres, only to be told that you should upgrade your toe links first
|-
| 8,000+
|| You may now discuss vapour ware, you know all those upgrades that you know you want, but will never apply.
|-
| 9,000+
|| You may drive at +5mph Over the speed limit.
|-
| 10,000+
||You may now post on threads warning other seloc members of the danger of 'diesel' especially in the winter months when there is more 'diesel' around.
|-
| 12,000+
|| You are now allowed to use sticky tryes on your Elise
|-
| 14,000+
|| You are now allowed to travel at 100mph + and discuss on Seloc
|-
| 20,000+
|| You can now drive around trees with ease.
|-
| 22,000+
|| You may now post up video's on YouTube of excess speed and chasing a motorbike on the M1
|-
| 24,000+
|| Drive as fast as you like anywhere, any time. You are a driving God! (Excluding Burt)
|-
| 30,036
|| When you think there is a 30,000 Post count in the Wiki and you missed it. Or your name is Marcus and you're a cock!
|-
| 35,000
||The laws of Physics no longer apply.
|-
| 44,444
||This is the time to tell SELOC of your cunning plan.
|
|-
| 50,001
|| Welcome to the half century club. There was a little party planned with finger food and everything. Unfortunately Taz was here first and he's eaten everything. No, I think I can see a cheese and grape stick at the...........No he saw it to.
|}

*Suggestions as to the amount of posts needed to kill a badger are greatly appreciated.

{| border="1"
! Post Count !! Bonus Hiatus
|-
| 720
|| An important post where you should enquire to the cost of any item
|-
| 1380
|| Time to slip into your Safari driving gloves and hit the Savannah, posting a family photo with your trophy wins bonus points, everything goes, but Giraffes, as that would be sick.
|-
| 7400
|| A very dangerous post count to be on, suggest you continue on to 7401 to avoid a foot slipping moment
|-
| 17,073
|| Ask for financial advice, and expect 16 pages lynching you for buying lunch or owning more than 1 tv...
|-
| 20637
|| Time to moan that one of your robot cleaning devices has gone blind...
|-
| 100001
|| Time to rush outside and touch the first real person you see, conversation will take a few thousand more posts, so don't worry too much.
|-
|}

[[Category:Misc]]

Post count

2015-02-26T12:14:53Z

Ozzy Uk: /* Post Counts and Speeds */

===Post Counts and Speeds===

*Burt's speed will always be slower than Julie's regardless of anyones post count***
*Marcus's Post count doesn't matter as his car is always broken [http://forums.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=119451][http://forums.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=130114] [http://forums.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=112234] [http://forums.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=91967] [http://thisis.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=91973] [http://thisis.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=126967] [http://thisis.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=97583]

{| border="1"
! Post Count !! Speed
|-
| 0
|| You may WALK past a showroom and look in.
|-
| 1 - 100
|| You may look at someone else's car.
|-
| 101 - 199
|| You can now pour petrol down the side of your car when filling it up and post about it.
|-
| 200 - 399
|| You may look at your car.
|-
| 400 - 800
|| You may take pictures of your car and share (posting images of Renault Clios will only be accepted if the poster is a retired grandmother who uses it as her shopping car and to get to bingo as that is what they were designed for).
|-
| 801 - 999
|| Sit in your car and make brum brum noises.
[[Image:20LT4855s.jpg]]
© Simon Trees
|-
| 1,000+
|| Drive your car in line with the speed limit during day light hours if dry.
|-
| 1,500
|| You may now join the SELOC F1 league at http://fantasyf1game.net/.
|-
| 2,000+
||You may now drive in the wet in your car.
|-
| 4,000+
|| You may now drive your car at night.
|-
| 5,000+
||You may advise others over the recommended purchase price of second hand garden structures (dry or moist).
|-
| 6,000+
|| You may now brag about breaking the speed limit, however you are not actually allowed to drive at speed yet.
|-
| 7,658
|| You may now consider putting on sticky tyres, only to be told that you should upgrade your toe links first
|-
| 8,000+
|| You may now discuss vapour ware, you know all those upgrades that you know you want, but will never apply.
|-
| 9,000+
|| You may drive at +5mph Over the speed limit.
|-
| 10,000+
||You may now post on threads warning other seloc members of the danger of 'diesel' especially in the winter months when there is more 'diesel' around.
|-
| 12,000+
|| You are now allowed to use sticky tryes on your Elise
|-
| 14,000+
|| You are now allowed to travel at 100mph + and discuss on Seloc
|-
| 20,000+
|| You can now drive around trees with ease.
|-
| 22,000+
|| You may now post up video's on YouTube of excess speed and chasing a motorbike on the M1
|-
| 24,000+
|| Drive as fast as you like anywhere, any time. You are a driving God! (Excluding Burt)
|-
| 30,036
|| When you think there is a 30,000 Post count in the Wiki and you missed it. Or your name is Marcus and you're a cock!
|-
| 35,000
||The laws of Physics no longer apply.
|-
| 44,444
||This is the time to tell SELOC of your cunning plan.
|
|-
| 50,001
|| Welcome to the half century club. There was a little party planned with finger food and everything. Unfortunately Taz was here first and he's eaten everything. No, I think I can see a cheese and grape stick at the...........No he saw it to.
|}

*Suggestions as to the amount of posts needed to kill a badger are greatly appreciated.

{| border="1"
! Post Count !! Bonus Hiatus
|-
| 720
|| An important post where you should enquire to the cost of any item
|-
| 1380
|| Time to slip into your Safari driving gloves and hit the Savannah, posting a family photo with your trophy wins bonus points, everything goes, but Giraffes, as that would be sick.
|-
| 7400
|| A very dangerous post count to be on, suggest you continue on to 7401 to avoid a foot slipping moment
|-
| 17,073
|| Ask for financial advice, and expect to be lynched for buying lunch or owning more than 1 tv...
|-
| 20637
|| Time to moan that one of your robot cleaning devices has gone blind...
|-
| 100001
|| Time to rush outside and touch the first real person you see, conversation will take a few thousand more posts, so don't worry too much.
|-
|}

[[Category:Misc]]

Post count

2012-11-02T09:52:54Z

Ozzy Uk:

===Post Counts and Speeds===

*Burt's speed will always be slower than Julie's regardless of anyones post count***
*Marcus's Post count doesn't matter as his car is always broken [http://forums.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=119451][http://forums.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=130114] [http://forums.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=112234] [http://forums.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=91967] [http://thisis.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=91973] [http://thisis.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=126967] [http://thisis.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=97583]

{| border="1"
! Post Count !! Speed
|-
| 0
|| You may WALK past a showroom and look in.
|-
| 1 - 100
|| You may look at someone else's car.
|-
| 101 - 199
|| You can now pour petrol down the side of your car when filling it up and post about it.
|-
| 200 - 399
|| You may look at your car.
|-
| 400 - 800
|| You may take pictures of your car and share (posting images of Renault Clios will only be accepted if the poster is a retired grandmother who uses it as her shopping car and to get to bingo as that is what they were designed for).
|-
| 801 - 999
|| Sit in your car and make brum brum noises.
[[Image:20LT4855s.jpg]]
© Simon Trees
|-
| 1,000+
|| Drive your car in line with the speed limit during day light hours if dry.
|-
| 1,500
|| You may now join the SELOC F1 league at http://fantasyf1game.net/.
|-
| 2,000+
||You may now drive in the wet in your car.
|-
| 4,000+
|| You may now drive your car at night.
|-
| 5,000+
||You may advise others over the recommended purchase price of second hand garden structures (dry or moist).
|-
| 6,000+
|| You may now brag about breaking the speed limit, however you are not actually allowed to drive at speed yet.
|-
| 7,658
|| You may now consider putting on sticky tyres, only to be told that you should upgrade your toe links first
|-
| 8,000+
|| You may now discuss vapour ware, you know all those upgrades that you know you want, but will never apply.
|-
| 9,000+
|| You may drive at +5mph Over the speed limit.
|-
| 10,000+
||You may now post on threads warning other seloc members of the danger of 'diesel' especially in the winter months when there is more 'diesel' around.
|-
| 12,000+
|| You are now allowed to use sticky tryes on your Elise
|-
| 14,000+
|| You are now allowed to travel at 100mph + and discuss on Seloc
|-
| 20,000+
|| You can now drive around trees with ease.
|-
| 22,000+
|| You may now post up video's on YouTube of excess speed and chasing a motorbike on the M1
|-
| 24,000+
|| Drive as fast as you like anywhere, any time. You are a driving God! (Excluding Burt)
|-
| 30,036
|| When you think there is a 30,000 Post count in the Wiki and you missed it. Or your name is Marcus and you're a cock!
|-
|35,000
||The laws of Physics no longer apply.
|-
|44,444
||This is the time to tell SELOC of your cunning plan.
|}

*Suggestions as to the amount of posts needed to kill a badger are greatly appreciated.

{| border="1"
! Post Count !! Bonus Hiatus
|-
| 720
|| An important post where you should enquire to the cost of any item
|-
| 7400
|| A very dangerous post count to be on, suggest you continue on to 7401 to avoid a foot slipping moment
|-
|-
| 20637
|| Time to moan that one of your robot cleaning devices has gone blind...
|-

|}

[[Category:Misc]]

SELOC members skill set

2010-11-19T12:25:49Z

Ozzy Uk:

Fancy helping SELOC. Please add your name below and what you're happy to help with.

{| border="1"
! Name !! Skill !! Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Martin%20Dower Martin Dower]
|| CEO, Connected - Internet Technology Company. Develop and deploy personalised web assets (think Amazon/Ebay) that use profiling, behavioural targeting & A/B testing
|| [http://http://uk.linkedin.com/in/dower Linked In]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/moose moose]
|| Middle-aged Aston driving ex-CFO. Has expensive tastes in dresses. Likes sweets & puppies.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Stephanie%20Plum Stephanie Plum]
|| I certainly wouldn't want to do anything full time, but am happy to volunteer for bits of it. Maybe the database management bit, email enquiries and/or membership pack post outs.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/MrD MrD]
|| Argumentative computer-building God Botherer and Professional Car Tuner. Expert on Germanic 0-100 times, avoids corners. Buys women over the internet, lusts after Jackie Degg.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Mr%20Wiki Mr Wiki]
|| Anything need to be done in the Techwiki or local events / meets
|| [http://uk.linkedin.com/pub/gareth-shepherd/19/450/194 Linked In]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Marcus Marcus]
|| Happy to help out with routes and creating TomTom files. City of London Mon - Fri if that is of any use.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/eddie eddie]
|| Hirsute gossiping IT geek. Knows everything, buys old houses.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/ReVolt ReVolt]
|| Web Design, SEO, Graphics and Photography, Norwich.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/gibbo gibbo]
|| Maker (sometimes), buyer (sometimes), distributor and eater of cake.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/nick nick]
|| International Head of Everything for Hermes Parcelnet (UK & European parcel delivery)
|| [http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=22399892 Linked In]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Greg Greg]
|| Alcoholic drug-abusing wife swapper, coming soon to a hedge near you.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/beak beak]
|| Foreign, changes cars more often than underwear. Dislikes trees.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Ozzy_Uk Ozzy_Uk]
|| IT - Specifically Apple Macs, Xsan, PCs, Hardware & Software, Key skills in AV, specifically Video Calibration and Control system programming for Crestron. Side hobbies include saving the world with crazy ideas for eco-friendly performance cars, and generally trying to take on too many projects at any one time, including having a familly, building a house, doing a v8 lotus conversion, and trying to make an eco-friendly-ish performance car.
|| [http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=4146669 Linked In]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/username your username here]
|| What can you do, where & when?
|| Linked In
|-}

[[Category:Misc]]

SELOC members skill set

2010-11-19T12:24:05Z

Ozzy Uk:

Fancy helping SELOC. Please add your name below and what you're happy to help with.

{| border="1"
! Name !! Skill !! Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Martin%20Dower Martin Dower]
|| CEO, Connected - Internet Technology Company. Develop and deploy personalised web assets (think Amazon/Ebay) that use profiling, behavioural targeting & A/B testing
|| [http://http://uk.linkedin.com/in/dower Linked In]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/moose moose]
|| Middle-aged Aston driving ex-CFO. Has expensive tastes in dresses. Likes sweets & puppies.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Stephanie%20Plum Stephanie Plum]
|| I certainly wouldn't want to do anything full time, but am happy to volunteer for bits of it. Maybe the database management bit, email enquiries and/or membership pack post outs.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/MrD MrD]
|| Argumentative computer-building God Botherer and Professional Car Tuner. Expert on Germanic 0-100 times, avoids corners. Buys women over the internet, lusts after Jackie Degg.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Mr%20Wiki Mr Wiki]
|| Anything need to be done in the Techwiki or local events / meets
|| [http://uk.linkedin.com/pub/gareth-shepherd/19/450/194 Linked In]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Marcus Marcus]
|| Happy to help out with routes and creating TomTom files. City of London Mon - Fri if that is of any use.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/eddie eddie]
|| Hirsute gossiping IT geek. Knows everything, buys old houses.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/ReVolt ReVolt]
|| Web Design, SEO, Graphics and Photography, Norwich.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/gibbo gibbo]
|| Maker (sometimes), buyer (sometimes), distributor and eater of cake.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/nick nick]
|| International Head of Everything for Hermes Parcelnet (UK & European parcel delivery)
|| [http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=22399892 Linked In]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Greg Greg]
|| Alcoholic drug-abusing wife swapper, coming soon to a hedge near you.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/beak beak]
|| Foreign, changes cars more often than underwear. Dislikes trees.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Ozzy_Uk Ozzy_Uk]
|| IT - Specifically Apple Macs, Xsan, PCs, Hardware & Software, Key skills in AV, specifically Video Calibration and Control system programming for Crestron.
|| [http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=4146669 Linked In]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/username your username here]
|| What can you do, where & when?
|| Linked In
|-}

[[Category:Misc]]

SELOC members skill set

2010-11-19T12:23:16Z

Ozzy Uk:

Fancy helping SELOC. Please add your name below and what you're happy to help with.

{| border="1"
! Name !! Skill !! Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Martin%20Dower Martin Dower]
|| CEO, Connected - Internet Technology Company. Develop and deploy personalised web assets (think Amazon/Ebay) that use profiling, behavioural targeting & A/B testing
|| [http://http://uk.linkedin.com/in/dower Linked In]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/moose moose]
|| Middle-aged Aston driving ex-CFO. Has expensive tastes in dresses. Likes sweets & puppies.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Stephanie%20Plum Stephanie Plum]
|| I certainly wouldn't want to do anything full time, but am happy to volunteer for bits of it. Maybe the database management bit, email enquiries and/or membership pack post outs.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/MrD MrD]
|| Argumentative computer-building God Botherer and Professional Car Tuner. Expert on Germanic 0-100 times, avoids corners. Buys women over the internet, lusts after Jackie Degg.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Mr%20Wiki Mr Wiki]
|| Anything need to be done in the Techwiki or local events / meets
|| [http://uk.linkedin.com/pub/gareth-shepherd/19/450/194 Linked In]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Marcus Marcus]
|| Happy to help out with routes and creating TomTom files. City of London Mon - Fri if that is of any use.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/eddie eddie]
|| Hirsute gossiping IT geek. Knows everything, buys old houses.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/ReVolt ReVolt]
|| Web Design, SEO, Graphics and Photography, Norwich.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/gibbo gibbo]
|| Maker (sometimes), buyer (sometimes), distributor and eater of cake.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/nick nick]
|| International Head of Everything for Hermes Parcelnet (UK & European parcel delivery)
|| [http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=22399892 Linked In]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Greg Greg]
|| Alcoholic drug-abusing wife swapper, coming soon to a hedge near you.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/beak beak]
|| Foreign, changes cars more often than underwear. Dislikes trees.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/username your username here]
|| What can you do, where & when?
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Ozzy_Uk Ozzy_Uk]
|| IT - Specifically Apple Macs, Xsan, PCs, Hardware & Software, Key skills in AV, specifically Video Calibration and Control system programming for Crestron.
|| [http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=4146669 Linked In]
|-}

[[Category:Misc]]