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Fancy helping SELOC.  Please add your name below and what you're happy to help with.
 
Fancy helping SELOC.  Please add your name below and what you're happy to help with.
  
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Martin%20Dower Martin Dower]
 
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Martin%20Dower Martin Dower]
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  || CEO, Connected - Internet Technology Company. Develop and deploy personalised web assets (think Amazon/Ebay) that use profiling, behavioural targeting & A/B testing
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  || A cunt. Just that.
 
  || [http://uk.linkedin.com/in/dower Linked In]
 
  || [http://uk.linkedin.com/in/dower Linked In]
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/jjprestidge jjprestidge]
 
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|| Almost penniless mature student failure masquerading as Professor of Coffee at Bath Polytechnic. Wine fantisist. Encyclopaedic knowledge of Everything Expensive gleaned from years of googling.
 
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/acousticjim acousticjim]
 
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|| White van driving urban guerilla video cowboy. Poor sense of judgment. Enjoys aggravating members of elected local bodies.
 
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/moose moose]
 
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|| Middle-aged Aston driving ex-CFO. Has expensive tastes in dresses. Likes sweets & puppies.
 
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Stephanie%20Plum Stephanie Plum]  
 
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Stephanie%20Plum Stephanie Plum]  
 
|| I certainly wouldn't want to do anything full time, but am happy to volunteer for bits of it. Maybe the database management bit, email enquiries and/or membership pack post outs.
 
|| I certainly wouldn't want to do anything full time, but am happy to volunteer for bits of it. Maybe the database management bit, email enquiries and/or membership pack post outs.
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|| Linked In
 
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/MrD MrD]
 
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|| Argumentative computer-building God Botherer and Professional Car Tuner. Expert on Germanic 0-100 times, avoids corners. Buys women over the internet, lusts after Jackie Degg.
 
 
  || Linked In
 
  || Linked In
 
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/eddie eddie]
 
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/eddie eddie]
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  || Hirsute gossiping IT geek. Implies he's married a supermodel however known to have accounts with all major London escort agencies. Knows everything, buys old houses.
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  || Hirsute gossiping IT geek. Knows everything, buys old houses.
 
  || Linked In
 
  || Linked In
 
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/gibbo gibbo]
 
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/gibbo gibbo]
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  || Maker (sometimes), buyer (sometimes), distributor and eater of cake. Woman botherer and talking bollocks a speciality
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  || Maker (sometimes), buyer (sometimes), distributor and eater of cake.
 
  || Linked In
 
  || Linked In
 
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/nick nick]
 
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/nick nick]
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  || International Head of Everything for Hermes Parcelnet (UK & European parcel delivery)
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  || Parcel bore.
 
  || [http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=22399892 Linked In]
 
  || [http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=22399892 Linked In]
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Greg Greg]
 
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|| Alcoholic drug-abusing wife swapper, coming soon to a hedge near you. Known to start projects, known yet to complete one. Regularly sacked.
 
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/beak beak]
 
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|| Foreign, changes cars more often than underwear. Dislikes trees. Post whore.
 
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Ozzy_Uk Ozzy_Uk]
 
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Ozzy_Uk Ozzy_Uk]
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  || IT - Specifically Apple Macs, Xsan, PCs, Hardware & Software, Key skills in AV, specifically Video Calibration and Control system programming for Crestron. Side hobbies include saving the world with crazy ideas for eco-friendly performance cars, and generally trying to take on too many projects at any one time, including having a familly, building a house, doing a v8 lotus conversion, and trying to make an eco-friendly-ish performance car. Pretends to have only 17p to his name, parents own large parts of Kent.
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  || IT - Specifically Apple Macs, Xsan, PCs, Hardware & Software, Key skills in AV, specifically Video Calibration and Control system programming for Crestron. Side hobbies include saving the world with crazy ideas for eco-friendly performance cars, and generally trying to take on too many projects at any one time, including having a familly, building a house, doing a v8 lotus conversion, and trying to make an eco-friendly-ish performance car.
 
  || [http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=4146669 Linked In]
 
  || [http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=4146669 Linked In]
 
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Mike-Bracknell Mike-Bracknell]
 
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Mike-Bracknell Mike-Bracknell]
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  || IT Director of a small, but successful IT Support & Web Design company with a USP of bringing Enterprise-level IT to the SME market and doing it without the jargon. Has silly surname.
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  || IT Director of a small, but successful IT Support & Web Design company with a USP of bringing Enterprise-level IT to the SME market and doing it without the jargon.
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Darrenlts Darrenlts]
 
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|| Expelled from the UK for being so out of touch and communist that even Joe Stalin said 'Jesus, that's a bit harsh!' Currently putting the world to rights in my head and alienating all others. Heroes - Gordon Brown, Fidel Castro, General Noriega, Pol Pot, Mick Hucknall.
 
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/SubZero SubZero]
 
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|| IT Servicedesk Supervisor & Senior Technician for Teesside Uni - Jack of all trades.  Primarily web design against my will (HTML, CSS, JS and PHP), and script tweaker but also computer graphic design (Website drafts, logos, images and banners).  Build, fix, maintain PCs & peripherals, Audio-Visual kit, Health & Safety Assessor, Electrical Safety Assessor (PAT), Procurement Officer etc. Massive delusional bullshitter, still lives with mummy.
 
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Pinkie Pinkie]
 
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|| AutoCAD Designer (Computer Aided Design Specialist): Architectural Drawings & Planning Advice for extensions and building alterations. 2D & 3D Floor Plans, Elevations & Visuals provided for Architectural purposes; Planning applications, Estate Agents, Interior Designers, Air Con Engineers etc. 14 years experience, so drop me a line and I'll try and help! :)
 
 
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  || Linked In
 
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/sho sho]
 
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/sho sho]
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  || Random sentence generator, purveyor of slanty sex toys. Likes to eat housepets.
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  || Random sentence generator, purveyor of slanty sex toys.
 
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  || Linked In
 
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/AndyKay AndyKay]
 
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/AndyKay AndyKay]
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  || Web design + PHP Web dev + SEO + Bespoke Cloud based CRMs
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  || Senior Web Developer. All aspects of in-house Branding, PR, SEO, Marketing, eCommerce platforms and any sized website.
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  || [http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=103854504 LinkedIn]
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  || [https://uk.linkedin.com/in/andrew-karczewski-ba09442a LinkedIn]
 
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/flying%20banana flying banana]
 
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/flying%20banana flying banana]
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/the+DustRoom the DustRoom]
 
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/the+DustRoom the DustRoom]
 
  || Computer programmer; creator of desktop software, high-end web shizzle and mobile apps. Objective-C, ActionScript 3, HTML5, CSS3, PHP, jQuery, PureMVC etc. Also music creator and HD video fiddler.
 
  || Computer programmer; creator of desktop software, high-end web shizzle and mobile apps. Objective-C, ActionScript 3, HTML5, CSS3, PHP, jQuery, PureMVC etc. Also music creator and HD video fiddler.
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  || [http://uk.linkedin.com/in/thedustroom Linked In]
 
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/alunr AlunR-]
 
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/alunr AlunR-]
 
  || Web development, IT Support and Planning, Consultancy
 
  || Web development, IT Support and Planning, Consultancy
 
  || [http://uk.linkedin.com/in/alunr Linked In]
 
  || [http://uk.linkedin.com/in/alunr Linked In]
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/alunr Tegra_Boy]
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|| Alleged marketing whizz kid and apprentice sales guru at NVIDIA. In what little spare time my work/wife balance allows, I love pretending to be a drum and bass DJ, the captain of many a four-wheeled craft, whilst furious trying to manage my colossal collection of coloured buttons.
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|| [http://uk.linkedin.com/pub/chris-pomroy/13/307/a60 Linked In]
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/anth Anth]
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|| Short bald CATIA CAD monkey from the North. Specialising in Automotive design (interior trim, acoustics and heatshields)
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/tyrex tyrex]
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|| Small business investor - talk to me.
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|| [http://lnkd.in/jh_xNk Linked In]
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/wardlem wardlem]
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|| Tax advice at £1000 per hour
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| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/username your username here]
 
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/username your username here]
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Latest revision as of 17:21, 9 October 2023

Fancy helping SELOC. Please add your name below and what you're happy to help with.

Sortable table
Name Skill Linked In
Martin Dower A cunt. Just that. Linked In
Stephanie Plum I certainly wouldn't want to do anything full time, but am happy to volunteer for bits of it. Maybe the database management bit, email enquiries and/or membership pack post outs. Linked In
Mr Wiki Anything need to be done in the Techwiki or local events / meets Linked In
Marcus Happy to help out with routes and creating TomTom files. City of London Mon - Fri if that is of any use. Linked In
eddie Hirsute gossiping IT geek. Knows everything, buys old houses. Linked In
ReVolt Web Design, SEO, Graphics and Photography, Norwich. Linked In
gibbo Maker (sometimes), buyer (sometimes), distributor and eater of cake. Linked In
nick Parcel bore. Linked In
Ozzy_Uk IT - Specifically Apple Macs, Xsan, PCs, Hardware & Software, Key skills in AV, specifically Video Calibration and Control system programming for Crestron. Side hobbies include saving the world with crazy ideas for eco-friendly performance cars, and generally trying to take on too many projects at any one time, including having a familly, building a house, doing a v8 lotus conversion, and trying to make an eco-friendly-ish performance car. Linked In
Geordie Web developer - Server and client side development, ASP.NET & MVC framework, security testing and resilience, SEO, MS Team foundation server admin, IIS config & webserver management etc etc Linked In
R6RYM Head of Bullion Trading in Luxembourg. Theatre stage management/light design-programming, Cricket/rugby coaching, Master Swordsman Linked In
Mike-Bracknell IT Director of a small, but successful IT Support & Web Design company with a USP of bringing Enterprise-level IT to the SME market and doing it without the jargon. Linked In
jont- Embedded software engineer. Encyclopedic knowledge of the best driving roads in southern England and most of Wales Linked In
sho Random sentence generator, purveyor of slanty sex toys. Linked In
rich Website stuff, FEA & CFD (ANSYS) LinkedIn
twink Video editor and After Effects diddler, past lives include B2B marketing (mostly vehicle finance), 13 years of product management & NPD, project management (successfully bluffed my way through leading the integration of HSBC Vehicle Finance into Lex despite not understanding the IT and having no proper PM training) and accountancy but I don't like to talk about that LinkedIn
LivinLaVidaLotus All things Internet, web hosting, cloud hosting, domains, SSL certificates, un-managed server hosting, leased lines, fully managed hosting - including LAMP application scaling consultancy. LinkedIn
AndyKay Senior Web Developer. All aspects of in-house Branding, PR, SEO, Marketing, eCommerce platforms and any sized website. LinkedIn
flying banana IT Director with experience in Communications and Collaboration tools, Custom Helmet Design and Paint (lidzart.com), Mechanical Engineering background - competent with power tools :) LinkedIn
Col Employment Law Consultant (UK and Euro). Employment Advisor, Hampshire CAB.
the DustRoom Computer programmer; creator of desktop software, high-end web shizzle and mobile apps. Objective-C, ActionScript 3, HTML5, CSS3, PHP, jQuery, PureMVC etc. Also music creator and HD video fiddler. Linked In
AlunR- Web development, IT Support and Planning, Consultancy Linked In
Tegra_Boy Alleged marketing whizz kid and apprentice sales guru at NVIDIA. In what little spare time my work/wife balance allows, I love pretending to be a drum and bass DJ, the captain of many a four-wheeled craft, whilst furious trying to manage my colossal collection of coloured buttons. Linked In
Anth Short bald CATIA CAD monkey from the North. Specialising in Automotive design (interior trim, acoustics and heatshields) Linked Out
tyrex Small business investor - talk to me. Linked In
wardlem Tax advice at £1000 per hour Linked In
your username here What can you do, where & when? Linked In
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