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Post Counts and Speeds
| Post Count | Speed |
|---|---|
| 0 - 800 | You may look at your car. |
| 801 - 999 | You can sit in your car in silence. |
| 1,000+ | Sit in your car and make brum brum noises. |
| 2,000+ | Drive your car at granny speeds in the daytime if dry. |
| 4,000+ | You may now drive your car in the wet. |
| 6,000+ | You may now drive your car at night. |
| 8,000+ | You can drive the speed limit in your car. |
| 10,000+ | +2MPH Over the speed limit. |
| 12,000+ | +5MPH Over the speed limit. |
| 14,000+ | +10MPH Over the speed limit. |
| 16,000+ | +20MPH Over the speed limit. |
| 18,000+ | +40MPH Over the speed limit. |
| 25,000+ | Drive as fast as you like anywhere, any time. You are a driving God! |
| 40,000+ | The laws of Physics no longer apply. |