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(born 14 October 1967 in Oxford, England)  is a British auto racing driver, currently living in Monte Carlo due to death threats. He was 2001 BTCC champion, and has finished top 5 in the championship 8 times, how we just don't know.
 
(born 14 October 1967 in Oxford, England)  is a British auto racing driver, currently living in Monte Carlo due to death threats. He was 2001 BTCC champion, and has finished top 5 in the championship 8 times, how we just don't know.
  
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===Career Highlights===
  
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1997: P*ssed off Alain Menu for two years
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1999: Spent three seasons p*ssing off Yvan Muller
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2001: On the scrapheap
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2004: Comeback with SEAT.  Gets on Muller's wick again
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2005: Loses out to Matt Neal twice.  Not spotted offering congratulations
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2007: Tries being nice to Giovanardi.  No-one falls for it.
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2009: Even SEAT have had enough and have to close the whole team to get him out of the door
  
 
===Dislikes===
 
===Dislikes===
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Cheese.
 
Cheese.
  
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Matt Neal.
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Yvan Muller.
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Alain Menu.
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===Abnormalities===
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He has one arm that is 8" longer than the other.
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Along with his club foot driving a sports car can be a little problematic.
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===Fans===
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[http://forums.seloc.org/member.php?action=viewpro&member=Phase+1 SELOC Member Phase 1]
  
===Abnormalalities===
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[http://forums.seloc.org/member.php?action=viewpro&member=Alex SELOC Member Alex]
  
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===See Also===
  
He has one arm that is 8" longer than the other, along with his club foot driving a sports car can be a little problematic.
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The SELOC Shop for your very own Jason doll.
  
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[[image:potato.JPG|thumb|left|Only £7.20.]]
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Latest revision as of 09:48, 12 August 2009

Jason Plato.


Jason Plato

(born 14 October 1967 in Oxford, England) is a British auto racing driver, currently living in Monte Carlo due to death threats. He was 2001 BTCC champion, and has finished top 5 in the championship 8 times, how we just don't know.

Career Highlights

1997: P*ssed off Alain Menu for two years

1999: Spent three seasons p*ssing off Yvan Muller

2001: On the scrapheap

2004: Comeback with SEAT. Gets on Muller's wick again

2005: Loses out to Matt Neal twice. Not spotted offering congratulations

2007: Tries being nice to Giovanardi. No-one falls for it.

2009: Even SEAT have had enough and have to close the whole team to get him out of the door

Dislikes

Lotus Elise.

Cheese.

Matt Neal.

Yvan Muller.

Alain Menu.

Abnormalities

He has one arm that is 8" longer than the other.

Along with his club foot driving a sports car can be a little problematic.


Fans

SELOC Member Phase 1

SELOC Member Alex

See Also

The SELOC Shop for your very own Jason doll.

Only £7.20.